What we are building next
In developmentNaughty AI
Someone to talk to at midnight, and to help you book properly by morning.
A conversational companion that is available when the concierge desk is closed, remembers what you like, and knows the agency well enough to be useful about it. It does not exist yet. This page is here so you can see exactly what is coming, and decide whether you want an email when it does.
What it is for
Company between the bookings
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Company at odd hours
The concierge desk keeps human hours. Conversation does not. Naughty AI is warm, quick, and happy to be talked at about your day at one in the morning without needing anything back.
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It remembers
Which cities you travel to, which restaurants you liked, the colleague you would rather not discuss, the dress code you always forget. Say it once and it stays said.
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It knows the agency
Ask what a benefit dinner in New York actually involves, what creative black tie means, or how much notice a companion in Tokyo wants. The answers come from the same material as the journal, not from a guess.
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It hands over cleanly
When a conversation turns into an actual evening, it drafts the booking request and passes it to a human concierge. It never confirms a booking itself, because a person needs to check the companion is free and willing.
Where the line is
Four things it will not do
It is flirtatious, not explicit
Warm, playful, and quick with a line. It will not produce sexually explicit material. That is not primness: card networks classify explicit content merchants separately and price them accordingly, both mobile app stores reject it outright, and every major model provider prohibits it in their terms. A product that cannot take payment or ship in an app store is not a product.
It never pretends to be human
It says what it is when asked, and it says so unprompted if a conversation starts drifting that way. The name has AI in it for the same reason. Someone who has forgotten they are talking to software cannot give meaningful consent to anything.
It is not one of our companions
No persona is modelled on anyone on the register, and none ever will be without that person licensing their likeness and voice in writing, on terms they can withdraw. Until such a licence exists, personas are original and clearly fictional.
It is not a replacement
The point of this agency is a real person across a real table. Naughty AI fills the gap between bookings and makes the next one easier to arrange. Anyone selling you software as a substitute for company is selling you something else.
Kept apart
Software over here, people over there
Every profile on our register says the same thing: this person was met in person, their identity was checked, and their written consent is on file. That sentence is the most valuable thing this agency owns, and it only means something if it is true of every single profile without exception.
So Naughty AI lives on its own, under its own name, with the letters AI in it. It will never appear in the directory, never be bookable, and never be described in a way that leaves you wondering which one you are talking to. If you are ever unsure, you are talking to the software, because a person would not need to be asked.
It is also not modelled on anyone we work with. If a companion ever wants to license a persona, that will be their decision, in writing, on terms they can withdraw, and we will say so plainly on the persona itself.
Private beta
Want an email when it opens?
One email when the private beta opens, and nothing else. No countdown, no drip sequence, no launch teaser. Unsubscribing takes one click and the address is deleted, not suppressed.
Questions about the product, or about what we will do with your address? hello@naughtyescort.com. The privacy policy covers the second one.
Still the main event
None of this changes the agency. A concierge still reads every booking, companions still set their own rates and still say no whenever they like, and the evening still happens across a real table. Naughty AI is the bit in between.
What is being booked
Rates cover a companion’s time and social company only. Nothing on this site is an offer of sexual services. Companions are self-employed adults who choose their own bookings, and every engagement follows the law of the city it takes place in.